THE PERFECT SHOES FOR BOOK-BASHING

Doctor Book writes: You know by now that I am eternally cognizant of the important questions in life, most notably the one that queries, "what heels should I wear while I do this?" As an example of my attention to this subject, notice these zombie shoes, the perfect footgear for answering annoying queries or doctoring annoying books. And to answer your questions: I found them on boingboing, I bought the very last pair, and even if you got them before me, they look much, much cuter on me.